hey guys

Rob. 20. Leeds/Manchester.I like planes.

So me and my brother went out with my two cousins for his birthday and we pretty much just got in at 01:00 and he went in the kitchen and just cracked 6! I repeat SIX eggs into a bowl. God knows what he’s having, but that is a lot of eggs to have in one go.

My grandmas friend came up to me today who I sort of know, met her a couple times before. And was like “my grand daughter goes to Leeds, I don’t know if you’ve met her, lilly slack?” “Erm can’t say I have” then just goes on telling me about her and then says “do you know what she put on Facebook the other week, I was told she put: “why is no one around when I’m so horny””
I was like whatttt? Did this old lady I barely know really just tell me this ha? So I was trying to persuade her that it was probably just her friends joking around but she didn’t really seem to believe me.

lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

(via awesomesaurus)

Such a nice night with two of my best friends. No drinking either. So much better.